I don't really fuck with couriers, but since we know each other, come on in

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Creampie?! Whatever, I'll give birth to the landlord and I won't have to pay rent

Stop fucking around! You better unleash the kraken and come hard

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go